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Wednesday, June 6, 2007

Kim Kardashian’s Enormous Booty Defies Comprehension

[Below, an intern at The Hollywood Gossip prank calls Kim Kardashian]

*** ring …. ring … ring … ***

Kim Kardashian: “Hello?”
THG Intern: “Hi, may I please speak to Hugh?”
Kim Kardashian: [confused] “What? Hugh who?”
THG Intern: [high-fives editor] “Hugh Jass!”
Kim Kardashian: [slams phone in disgust]

You really don’t need a fake crank call or even a celebrity gossip blog to point out that Kim Kardashian has some of the most ridiculous, back-dat-ass-up booty in Hollywood.

But we’ll spell it out for you anyway.

Honestly, that thing needs its own air traffic control tower, because you could land helicopters on it. What the hell is going on back there? We know some guys like a li’l somethin’ to grab on to and all, but is this sex tape star’s butt even real?

Would Kim opt to go the route of Heidi Montag and get implants… only in the back instead of the front? Or has she just made too many trips to the In-n-Out Burger with Britney Spears?

It’s difficult to say.

There are only two men who can comment for sure on the state of that ass. Ray J, we’re waiting for your feedback. Call us, dog. Reggie Bush, holla at us.

posted by Rusted Man @ 1:46 AM

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